HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?[COMEANDPLAY!]

[Fleet]

Ok there is a zombie/alien invasion of earth HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?

rules are, you say where you are, the objects closest to you on your left and right, then the last person who you were with...


example- I am at the library, to my left is my phone, to my right is an abandoned pair of glasses and the last person I was with was my cat

And we'll see how screwed, or safe you are during these trying times because the next person to go will tell you if you live or die (You can give your own opinion on the matter to if you like xD)

I shall go first, so here is my actual go- (So with me I think it could go either way xD)

I am at home, to my left is my handbaggytypething, to my right is my hairbrush and the last person I was with was my co-workerfriend Tom.

HOW SCREWED AM I?

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VERY, VERY SCREWED FLEET. unless you know how to use a bairbrush as a weapon to stab and gorge out eye or turn into some kind of dangerous weapon, then.. you're dead. xDD

i am at home, to my left is a stack of cd disks, to my right is a bunch random pens and pencils and a glasses case? o-o err last PERSON i was with/talking to was my mum, last animal i was with a few minutes ago was my dog ziggy...

[The one, the only FEATHER!]

hahah, fangy..your srewed, unless you can make yourself ninga sharp things from your cd disks if you do that, you would probably save the day lol..

now me

im in my room to be exact on my bed, on my left is my speakers, on the right is my pillow, that last thing i was with... well actually was my cat milo hahah i had been with her all day...

how srewed am i???

i think i am pretty screwed, unless i can use my speakers cord to choke the alien???...

[Fleet]

Back to me

AND FEATHER, YOU ARE SCRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEWWWWWEEEEEEEEDDD! UNLESS THEY'RE ALIENZOMBIETHINGS ALLERGIC TO PILLOWS AND CATS!

I am in the kitchen, to my left is my riding whip, to my right is my lunch and last person I was with was one of my dad's yard staff Rob. (although Poppy is at my feet meowing right now!)

HOW SCREWED AM I?

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fleet, you're screwed, but maybe not as much as you might think! mauybe you can get the zombies / aliens to eat your lunch and then you can stab or whip them to death with you crop xD

hmm... i'm still in the office, sitting at my dad's desk. now i have a box with chrome motorcycle parts in it to my right, to my left i have the glasses case still and our old internet provider box things! xD and a cup
{ def screwed }

May 24, 2012 7:40:34 GMT -6 The one, the only FEATHER! said:

hahah, fangy..your srewed, unless you can make yourself ninga sharp things from your cd disks if you do that, you would probably save the day lol..

as for the cds... i can break them into points or break them in half and use them as slicing disks. xD

[ShinoDino first of her name!]

IDK fang you might last a few minutes because of those handy metal pieces.......




I am in my room (which is underground FYI... a death trap). To my left is an electric pencil sharpener. To my right is my overloaded bookcase. The last person I was with was my mom.

[SpoodleDoodles]

Lol Shine, You're kind screwed being stuck udnerground... if they get in you're dead.... eh pencil sharper you could take off their fingers??? Overloaded bookcase always an awesome last-minute weapon!

My turn XD

I'm sitting in my lounge room (Which is raised from the ground and has a balcony), my small book table is to my left and various glasses/bottles/containers on the big table to my right.... Last person I was with was Feather, but all three cats are sitting with me on the blanket XD

HOW SCREWED AM I?

[ShinoDino first of her name!]

Not too terribly screwed . . . . throw the cats at them. xD

I am in my room, to my left is my printer and to my right is my phone and the last people I was with were my parents.

HOW SCREWED AM I?

[SpoodleDoodles]

MAH BABIEZ? I'd let the zombies eat me first before they got anywhere near them.... I'd be throwing them out the window to safety at that point... unless of course the zombies were miraculously allergic to kitty fluff... then attack of the FLUFFY!!!

Shine: Totally screwed. You could throw the printer, and if you get a lucky shot you might be able to make one last frantic phone call, but by the time help comes Shiney will no longer exist XD

I'm in my lounge room, to my right is the big tv, to my left the inside clothes-airer, and the last people I was with was the staff at the fish and chips shop where I got dinner XD

[ShinoDino first of her name!]

Food service people are brutal. xD Call them for help! The tv could be an excellent weapon. Turn on some zombie movie and confuse the zombies.
THEN RUN.


I am in the television den, to my left is the laundry room, to my right is a bookshelf and the last people I was with were my parents. HOW SCREWED AM I?

[SpoodleDoodles]

Shine: Maybe not so screwed. Would be fun to stuff zombies in a washing machine or dryer and turn it on... Bookshelf always handy as weapon or barricade, and with your parents that makes two extra people to fight...

Okie, I'm back in my loungeroom, (which is raised and has balcony), on my right is the exercise bike draped in wet towels that are drying, to my left is the large coffee table that has the spiked candle-holder, and the last person I was with is my sister Feather, who is sitting on the other lounge.

How screwed am I?

[ShinoDino first of her name!]

Spooted-Tooted: Hmmm, you have a lot of options. Wet towels are excellent for smacking, and personally I think a screaming zombie with welts would be funny as crap. xD Feather is a sweetie, but I bet she's capable of deranged zombie killing. Just make sure she doesn't get bitten-- I bet she'd be even more brutal as a zombie out for vengeance against her sister. xDD
Spiked candle holder = WEAPON.
Raised balcony is good for two reasons: Zombies take longer on stairs, and if all else fails you can throw yourself down and maybe die before they turn you.
IDK how to use the bike though...
VERDICT: Not terribly screwed.


Okay, I'm in my boyfriend's 2nd story dorm room (solid cinder blocks with sealed doors). To my left is a paper towel holder (with towels) and to my right is a desk with various electronics. The last person I was with was my boyfriend.

HOW SCREWED AM I?